15 Travel Jokes for Your Next Trip
By Gary P. • Feb 29, 2024
Buckle your seatbelt and put your car in high gear! Pass the travel time on your next trip with these 15 Hilarious Vacation Jokes. Whether you're going to hit the beach, the zoo, or relish in a staycation — laughter is the perfect thing to pack in your carry-on.
Don't Forget to Pack These 15 Vacation Jokes:
1. What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
2. What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
3. Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
They're all about that eye-land life!
4. Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Disneyland®!
5. Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
6. Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
It was tent to be!
7. What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
A road trip.
8. What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Stop for lunch!
9. What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
A wet blanket.
10. Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Eh, never mind. It really stinks.
11. Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
A dad on a fishing trip.
12. What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
13. Why is the beach so confident?
It's 100% shore.
14. What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Here comes the sun!
15. Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
They're always crabby.
