15 Wind-erful Jokes That'll Blow You Away
By Rosa L. • Feb 09, 2024
Don't take a rain check on these weather jokes! Get blown away with these 15 Jokes About the Weather that will help you bring a little joy into your day, even if the weather is looking gray!
1. How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Reigning cats and dogs.
2. What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Gone With the Wind.
3. What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
It looks like a hurricane came through here!
4. What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
5. What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
6. Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
She expected some change in the weather.
7. How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
There's a spring in people's step.
8. What is a king's favorite weather?
Hail.
9. What did the sun use for its sewing class?
A weather pattern.
10. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
11. What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why are you leaving?
12. Why was the storm actually calm?
It had a lot of windchill.
13. What is the color of the wind?
Blew.
14. What goes up when spring rain comes down?
An umbrella.
15. What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Can I take a rain check?
