15 Witty Winter Jokes to Warm the Soul
By Melissa M. • Jan 30, 2024
Brrr... winter is the coldest time of year. Beat the winter blues with these 15 Witty Winter Jokes! Laugher will warm you up from the inside out on the chilliest of days.
1. What type of animal does well in the cold?
A brrrrrrrrrrr-d.
2. Why are winter days great?
They're snow much fun!
3. How do snowmen get information?
They search on the winter-net.
4. How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Snowcaps.
5. What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Dogsledding!
6. How do fall and winter say hello?
Season's greetings!
7. Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
The winternet!
8. Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Because it had cloudy vision.
9. What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What a re-leaf!
10. What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Chilly dogs.
11. What does winter fat turn into?
Spring rolls.
12. Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
It's cheaper than flying to the tropics.
13. What do frogs drink in the winter?
Hot croako.
14. Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
15. What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Roboots.
Spread the love (and warmth!) and share a winter joke with a friend today!
