16 Egg-cellent Chicken Jokes
By Todd H. • Jan 30, 2024
Move on over, "why did the chicken cross the road?"... make room for some egg-cellent jokes that will brighten your mood when you're in need of a chuckle. These 16 Chicken Jokes won't ruffle any feathers, but they will crack you up!
1. What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Poultry seasoning.
2. What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
3. What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
4. What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
5. What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
6. Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
7. How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
8. What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Roost beef.
9. What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Chicken!
10. What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
11. Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
12. What's the difference between people and chickens?
People fail if they lay an egg.
13. What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
14. What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
He kicked the bucket.
15. What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
16. What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Go ahead... we know you want to crack a smile.
