16 Marriage Jokes That Will Strengthen Your Bond
By Ashley S. • Jan 30, 2024
Laughter brings people together! Leave the serious talk at the door tonight at dinner and add some laughter to your marriage with these 16 Marriage Jokes that are sure to strengthen your bond.
1. What should your husband name his internet connection?
Wife-i.
2. My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward.
3. What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
We're a family of fore!
4. My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
So we went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer...
5. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
6. How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Howdy, partner!
7. What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Deer.
8. What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Let that mango.
9. What did the peach say to its crying husband?
That's so pitiful.
10. Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
In his man-ta cave.
11. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
12. Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
In the dog house.
13. Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
14. How did the two figs make their marriage last?
They went out on weekly dinner dates!
15. What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
I'm just nuts about you.
16. What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
You're such a beefcake!
Marriage doesn't always have to be serious. Grab your significant other and have some laughs together tonight!
