16 Marriage Jokes You Can't Help but Love
By Robert W. • Mar 01, 2024
Marriage is like a good pun; you must choose your words wisely and timing is everything! Keep the love alive with some unexpected laughter and a little help from this list of 16 Marriage Jokes You Can't Help but Love.
1. What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
A business proposal.
2. Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
In the dog house.
3. What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
You're such a beefcake!
4. What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Feyoncé.
5. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
6. How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Howdy, partner!
7. How did the two figs make their marriage last?
They went out on weekly dinner dates!
8. What should your husband name his internet connection?
Wife-i.
9. What did the peach say to its crying husband?
That's so pitiful.
10. Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
In his man-ta cave.
11. My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward.
12. Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
13. What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Deer.
14. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
15. What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Let that mango.
16. What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
I'm just nuts about you.
