17 Magical Disney® Character Jokes
By Mia R. • Mar 22, 2024
Get ready for a dose of Disney® humor with these magical Disney character jokes! They're cute, adorable, and silly – everyone from kids to adults love them! From Bambi™ to The Little Mermaid™, every character brings so much joy. Enjoy these 17 Disney Character Jokes that'll bring a bit of a sparkle to your eye and remind you of a simpler time!
17 Disney Character Jokes That'll Make Magic Happen:
1. What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Fanta-smic.
2. Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Disney-land.
3. Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Because he won the No-Belle Prize.
4. Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Disneyland®!
5. What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Beauty and the Bees.
6. Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Snow White™ - she's the fairest of them all!
7. Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Disneyland®.
8. What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Frozen.
9. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Mufasa.
10. What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
He had to take the flying carpet.
11. What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
A pumpkin spiced latte.
12. What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
13. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bam-BOO!
14. Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Because he prefers his bear feet.
15. Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
He didn't get to pick it!
16. Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
17. What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Her fairy grandmother.
