17 Vacation Jokes for Your Wanderlust
By Marcus T. • Feb 08, 2024
There's nothing quite like boarding a plane and getting away for a few days — especially in the middle of a long winter. Long, gray days can bring on a wanderlust feeling. Catch a break, grab a fresh glass of lemonade or iced tea, and bring the Vitamin D feeling with these 17 Sunny Vacation Jokes that are sure to help you get through the last, long days of winter!
1. What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
2. Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
3. Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Disney-land.
4. What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
5. Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Lake Eerie.
6. Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
They're all about that eye-land life!
7. Where do birds go on summer vacation?
The Canary Islands.
8. Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
At an Air Bee and Bee!
9. Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
10. Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Sue York City.
11. What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Pool-ups!
12. Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Disneyland®!
13. Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Beach trees.
14. Where do bees go on their vacation?
Stingapore.
15. Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Istan-bull.
16. Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
It had been busy with blustery days.
17. Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Tom Cruise.
There you have it! Now, don't keep all the sunshine to yourself. Bring a little extra Vitamin D to your friend's day by sharing these jokes!
