18 Baby Jokes You'll Go Ga-Ga Over
By Jennifer A. • Feb 15, 2024
From one-liners to corny puns, these 18 Jokes About Babies are sure to make any mom laugh out loud and long for those newborn days! Becoming a mom is a special time, full of memories. Sometimes you just need to laugh about the extra mess and exhaustion that comes with the joy!
1. Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Lady Gaga.
2. How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
You rocket.
3. What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
4. Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
5. What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Labor Day.
6. What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A new moo-ther.
7. What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Picture books!
8. What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
We're a family of fore!
9. What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Sue-nami.
10. What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
You're really growing, bud!
11. What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Where's POPcorn?
12. Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
His parents were in a jam.
13. Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
In a hatch-back.
14. What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
15. What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
16. How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
She sent her a pee-mail.
17. What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
No, I'm foal!
18. Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool.
