18 Football Jokes to Tackle This Season
By Todd H. • Jan 30, 2024
Touchdown, field goal, penalty flag, oh my! It's football season, and these 18 Hilarious Football Jokes are great to pull out when the tensions are high during halftime. You'll be laughing all the way through overtime!
1. What's the smelliest part of a football field?
The foul line.
2. Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
3. Why do hogs play so much football?
They love to throw pigskins!
4. Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Out to pass-ture.
5. Which animals make the best football players?
Rams.
6. Which football team has the coolest helmets?
The ones with the most fans!
7. Why do football players make great fishermen?
They always have a tackle box.
8. What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
The waterbuoy.
9. How do football players deal with their problems?
Tackle them head-on.
10. Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
The bored room.
11. Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
They were playing for the cup.
12. Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
It was tired of being kicked around.
13. Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Never mind, it's pointless.
14. What do an English major and a football player have in common?
They get anxious over rough drafts.
15. What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
16. What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs.
17. What part of a football field is never the same?
The changing rooms.
18. When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
We hope this list of laughs helps your team pull out a win!
