18 Jokes That'll Make Any Parent Chuckle
By Rosa L. • Apr 12, 2024
Ah parenting... full of the highest highs and lowest lows. Some days it feels like we're doing everything right and others it feels like if we don't laugh, we'll cry. We're here to help you with the laughing part. Because whether you're navigating the treacherous terrain of toddlerhood or trying to decode your teenager's eyerolls, these lighthearted jokes offer a little reprieve from the wild ride that is parenthood!
1. What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Anything that's not a nursery rhyme!
2. What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
We're a family of fore!
3. Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Disneyland®.
4. Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
He was begging at the table.
5. What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
"The Little Engine That Could."
6. What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Labor Day.
7. Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
The jungle gym!
8. Why are billionaires such good parents?
Because they're never taxed.
9. Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
10. Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
They are too busy doing useful things.
11. What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Sue-nami.
12. What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A new moo-ther.
13. Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Mother Nature.
14. What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
They gru-yere up so fast!
15. Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
16. What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Picture books!
17. Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
His parents were in a jam.
18. Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
They keep an eagle eye on their kids.
