18 Udderly Hilarious Cow Jokes
By Ashley S. • Jan 30, 2024
Moo-ve over other animals, cow jokes are king! And you butter believe we're milking them for all they're worth. We're udderly blown away with just how much you love them, so we created a list of 18 Udderly Hilarious Cow Jokes to keep you laughing until the cows come home!
1. Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
They know all about bullseyes.
2. What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
3. Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
4. How do you make a cow float?
Root beer, ice cream, a cherry, and a cow.
5. Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
6. What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
7. What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
8. What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
9. What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
10. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
11. Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
12. What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Cowboom!
13. Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
14. What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
15. How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
16. Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria.
17. Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
18. What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
We hope this list of laughs has given you some moo-mentum to break away from the herd and enjoy the rest of your day!
