19 Jokes About Santa That Sleigh
By Gary P. • Jan 30, 2024
There's so much to love about Christmas. But also? The holidays can bring extra stress and long to-do lists. Catch a break, grab a mug or two of your favorite festive beverages, and get in the holiday spirit with these 19 Jolly Old St. Nick Jokes that are sure to give your family a chuckle or two.
Here Are 19 Jokes About Santa That Sleigh:
1. What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
3. Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
4. Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!
5. Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
6. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it "soots" him.
7. What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
8. What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
COOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!
9. If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus.
10. What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.
11. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
12. What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause.
13. What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
14. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
15. What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
16. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
17. Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
18. What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Wrap music.
19. What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Yule love our service!
There you have it! Share these jokes with your co-workers, family, and friends and yule be sure to have a jolly good time.
