20 Animal Jokes to Make You Laugh Wildly
By Todd H. • Jan 30, 2024
It's no surprise that studies have shown that interacting with animals helps lower stress and overwhelm throughout the day. Want to take it up a notch? Laugh it up with these perfectly Cheesy Animal Jokes while hanging with your favorite furry (or fishy?) friend.
Here Are 20 Animal Jokes to Make You Laugh Wildly:
1. Which sea animal is the best with tools?
The hammerhead shark.
2. What's the most masculine animal?
A man-atee.
3. Which animals make the best football players?
Rams.
4. What animal styles their hair every day?
A moose.
5. What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
A jack rabbit!
6. What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
7. Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
The don-key.
8. What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
9. Which animal loves to have a good time?
The wee-sel!
10. Which animal makes the best landscaper?
A hedgehog.
11. What do you call a baby dinosaur?
A Wee-Rex!
12. Which farm animals are famous painters?
Pablo Pig-caso and Vincent van Goat!
13. What animal keeps up with all the trends?
The hip-po.
14. What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Cheetahs.
15. What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
16. What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
17. What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
18. What animals make the best baseball players?
Bats.
19. What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.
20. Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
There you have it! Go on... lower your blood pressure with your favorite pet and enjoy some giggles while you're at it!
