20 Basketball Jokes to Score Some Laughs
By Ashley S. • Jan 30, 2024
Ready to net some laughs? Traveling, dunking, and fouling... these 20 Basketball Jokes are sure to score you some high points with any sports enthusiast.
1. What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
It does a Lay's™-up.
2. What did March say to the madness?
What's all that bracket?
3. What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Hoop earrings.
4. Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
They are courting.
5. Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
They're always dribbling!
6. What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Kobe beef.
7. Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
They always want to get in the paint.
8. What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
March Sadness.
9. What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog!
10. What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
H-airball!
11. Why do basketball players like cookies?
It's just another excuse to dunk.
12. What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
13. What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Well, I guess I'll just power forward.
14. What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
They both go to court.
15. What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
He has a case of March Madness®.
16. What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Airball.
17. What stories are told by basketball players?
Tall stories.
18. Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
19. Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
He was the point guard.
20. Why are babies so good at basketball?
They are expert dribblers.
The ball is in your court... enjoy!
