20 Christmas Jokes Yule Love
By Maria W. • Jan 30, 2024
From snowman jokes to reindeer puns and everything in between, these Christmas Jokes are sure to make you laugh through the New Year. Kick up your feet, grab your holiday 'nog, and make space for a belly laugh or two throughout your holiday preparation!
Here Are 20 Christmas Jokes Yule Love:
1. What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Sandy Claus.
4. What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
A Christmas rap.
5. Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Because it's in Decembrrr!
6. What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
7. What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
8. Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
9. Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
10. Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Santa Paws.
11. What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
12. What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Tis the season to be jelly.
13. What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
14. What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia.
15. How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks.
16. What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues.
17. Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
18. What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Almond Joy™ to the World.
19. Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel said, "No L!"
20. What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
There you have it! Throw out one of these jokes at a holiday party and yule have the whole crowd cackling.
