20 Elephant Jokes to Make You Laugh a Ton
By Maria W. • Feb 09, 2024
Elephants are some of the most lovable animals on the planet. Laugh a ton with these 20 Elephant Jokes that even the hardest critic won't squash!
1. What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
2. Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Because it tickles their ivories.
3. What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
4. Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
5. What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
6. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Stuck!
7. What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Elefont.
8. How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
9. Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
10. Why was the man stuck at the party?
He couldn't get past the elephant in the room.
11. Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?
12. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
13. Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost it.
14. What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
15. How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
16. How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
17. How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
18. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
19. What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Swimming trunks!
20. Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
With their big floppy ears and silly attitude, what's not to love about elephants? We'll raise a trunk to that!
