20 Jokes That'll Have You Tickled by Tech
By Gary P. • Mar 27, 2024
In the always-evolving world of technology, it can be hard to keep up! From glitches to bugs to Wi-Fi connections that never seem to work, sometimes it feels like if we don't laugh, we'll cry. This list of jokes is here to give your frustrating relationship with technology a reboot.
Read On for 20 Bytes of Laughter:
1. What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
2. What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
3. Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
She wanted a cool ringtone.
4. Why are computers so good at golf?
Because they have hard drives.
5. Why are cats good at playing video games?
They have nine lives.
6. Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
7. Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
8. What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
9. What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Samson.
10. How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
11. What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Apple cyber.
12. How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
13. What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
14. What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Low battery.
15. What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
16. Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
All the phone lions were busy!
17. Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
18. What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
A computer with a lot of bites.
19. What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
20. Which computer won the talent show?
A Dell.
