20 Money Jokes to Make You Rich With Laughter
By Maria W. • Apr 11, 2024
Ever wondered what the currency of comedy is? Cash in on some serious laughs with this collection of 20 Jokes About Money! Whether you're saving up for a rainy day or living large, take a break from counting your coins and enjoy these financial funnies.
Laugh All the Way to the Bank With These 20 Money Jokes:
1. Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
In a piggy bank.
2. How much money does a skunk have?
One scent.
3. What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
A pound.
4. What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
5. Where did the hockey player get all his money?
From the tooth fairy!
6. Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
7. Where does money love to go shopping?
JCPenney®!
8. What money do cats use to go shopping?
Kitty cash!
9. What do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
10. Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
It was in sand dollars.
11. What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
I've been baboonzled!
12. Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Because there are a lot of different denominations.
13. Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
14. Why is money so stubborn?
It doesn't want to make change.
15. Where does cheese invest its money?
In a Swiss bank.
16. Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
17. Why are bakers paid so much money?
They make the big dough.
18. Where does a camper keep his money?
In a river bank.
19. Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Bill Clinton.
20. To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
