20 Pawsitively Hilarious Jokes About Dogs
By Rosa L. • Feb 15, 2024
When you've had a ruff day, let man's best friend lend you a helping paw. Our 20 Pawsitively Hilarious Jokes About Dogs will leave you rolling belly up in laughter. Are you ready to have a ball? Go fetch!
1. What type of dog loves to take showers?
Shampoodles.
2. What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
3. Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
4. What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
5. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
6. What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot.
7. What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
8. Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Because he had a lab coat.
9. What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
10. What do you call a dog in space?
Astromutt.
11. What kind of dog loves to eat?
A Chow.
12. What kind of store would a dog own?
A licker store.
13. What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Hushpuppies.
14. What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
The dog has a louder bark.
15. Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
16. What's a dog's favorite city?
New Yorkie.
17. Which dog loves to rob banks?
A gold-en retriever.
18. Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
19. How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Poodle-oo!
20. Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
