20 Squeaky Clean Jokes That'll Leave You Cackling
By Todd H. • Jan 30, 2024
Laughter is a universal language that can bring people together in the most wholesome way. So, the next time you need a good laugh without crossing any boundaries, turn to these 20 Clean Jokes for a dose of pure, family-friendly humor.
1. What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A milkshake.
2. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A Father-In-Law!
3. What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Chilly dogs.
4. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
5. Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
6. Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
7. What are baby potatoes called?
Tater tots.
8. What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Old yeller.
9. What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
10. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
11. What is a plane full of male cows called?
A bull flight.
12. What animal could Noah not trust?
The cheetah.
13. There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
14. What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
15. When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
16. What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
17. What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Nothing, it just stairs.
18. What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Her fairy grandmother.
19. Where do belly buttons go to college?
The Navel Academy.
20. Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Beach trees.
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