22 Mum-believably Funny Jokes About Moms
By Maria W. • Apr 12, 2024
Let's face it — without our mamas, we'd be lost. She's a woman like no m-other. So, let's shine a light on her with a little laughter!
22 Jokes Having Their Mom-ent:
1. Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Pana-ma city.
2. How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
By using pup-pets!
3. Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Great moms turn them off first.
4. What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
You're really growing, bud!
5. What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
6. What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
7. How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
8. Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Because she sheepwalked!
9. What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Quit s-cow-ling!
10. Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
11. Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
12. What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Mother-hood.
13. What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
A bat mobile!
14. What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Mommie Deerest.
15. What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Sleep.
16. What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
My, you're growing some long legs!
17. Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
She couldn't take catnaps anymore.
18. Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
19. My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
20. Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
He spent too much time on the web.
21. What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
22. Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
They are too busy doing useful things.
