22 Teacher Jokes That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone
By Maria W. • Jan 30, 2024
Class is in session! These 22 Hilarious Teacher Jokes will have you laughing so hard you'll need an extra recess. Share these the next time you're in class and you'll be sure to get extra credit!
1. What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why the long face?
2. Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Because they love to add items to the cart.
3. Why are English teachers so smart?
Because they're always write!
4. What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Round steaks.
5. Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
6. What do math teachers eat?
Square meals.
7. What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
There's mushroom for improvement!
8. Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
To test the water.
9. What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
A bad summer break.
10. Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Because the facts never add up.
11. How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Say: they're, there, their.
12. How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
13. What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Back to school.
14. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
15. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
16. Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Times Square.
17. Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
18. Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
19. Why did the student eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
20. What kind of bee do teachers love?
A spelling bee.
21. What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Mathachussets.
22. What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
We hope these teacher jokes put a little pep in your step or helped you walk down memory lane today. Don't keep them to yourself... you know you want to share them!
