24 Elephant Jokes You'll Never Forget
By Maria W. • Apr 11, 2024
Are you looking for a massive laugh? Well, get ready to tickle your funny tusks because this list of 24 Elephant Jokes will have you trumpeting! So, grab your peanuts and prepare for a stampede of laughter.
1. What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
2. Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Because it tickles their ivories.
3. What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
4. Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
5. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
6. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
7. What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
8. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Stuck!
9. What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Elefont.
10. How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
11. Why was the man stuck at the party?
He couldn't get past the elephant in the room.
12. Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs.
13. Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
14. Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
15. Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?
16. Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
17. Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost it.
18. Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
19. What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
20. What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
21. How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
22. How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
23. How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
24. What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Swimming trunks!
