5 St. Patrick's Day Jokes to Get the Paddy Started
By Todd H. • Feb 21, 2024
Want to be the life of the "paddy" this St. Patrick's Day? You'll have everyone pinching with laughter with these jokes... we promise these 5 Shamrock Jokes will have you Dublin over!
1. What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
2. What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Sham-rock and roll.
3. How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
They play their brag-pipes.
4. Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
5. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Don't forget to wear your green!
