7 Allergy Jokes That'll Make You Laugh and Sneeze
By Robert W. • Mar 26, 2024
It's that time of year... the flowers are blooming, and the pollen is strong. Laugh the coughs and sneezes away! We're not pollen your leg — these 7 Jokes are sure to turn your allergy-season-frowns upside down.
1. How do you know bees have allergies?
Because they always break out in hives.
2. What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
3. What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Shih tzu-se you!
4. What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
A-chew toy!
5. What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
6. What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
The pollen Count.
7. It's allergy season again?
You've got to be pollen my leg.
