7 Brr-illiant Penguin Jokes

By Maria W. • Jan 30, 2024
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Waddle on over and beat the chill... penguin jokes will warm you up from the inside out! Check out this list of 7 Penguin Jokes that are brrr-illiantly funny!

1. Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

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Because they can't break the ice.

2. What do you call a penguin in the desert?

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Lost.


3. What do you call penguins and polar bears?

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Polar opposites.

4. What's black and white and goes around and around?

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A penguin in a revolving door.


5. What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

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A penguin tuxedo.

6. What kind of bird can write?

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A PENguin.


7. How does a penguin build its house?

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Igloos it together.

Which one is your favorite? C'mon... you know want to waddle on with laughter!

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