8 Coffee Jokes Brewed Just for You
By Ashley S. • Feb 21, 2024
The best pick-me-up isn't just in your cup! This tall order of laughs will definitely ensure that you "java" great day. You'll have plenty of energy for your daily grind as you giggle the day away with these 8 Coffee Jokes!
1. What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Pour Some Sugar on Me.
2. What do dogs order at coffee shops?
A puppuccino.
3. What do you say to a really good barista?
Thanks a latte!
4. Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
He doesn't like to be roasted.
5. What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
6. What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
7. How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Hebrews it.
8. Coffee has a rough time in our household.
It gets mugged every single morning.
