8 Pirate Jokes That Arrr a Barrel of Laughs
By Marcus T. • Mar 27, 2024
Ahoy, mateys! Do we have a treasure trove of laughs for you! This bounty of 8 Pirate Jokes will make even the saltiest sea dog crack a smile. So, batten down the hatches and prepare for a voyage of fun — else you arrr destined to walk the plank!
1. What's a pirate's favorite color?
Scaaarrrr-let.
2. How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
3. How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
4. What makes pirates such good singers?
They can hit the high Cs!
5. What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
The aarrrrr-ctic ocean.
6. Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
7. Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
8. What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.
