8 Skunk Jokes That Don't Stink

By Robert W. • Mar 26, 2024
Why are skunks always so depressed

Smelling a skunk is not fun, but laughing about skunk jokes and puns definitely doesn't stink. Get ready for a healthy dose of laughter with your friends and family as you share these odor-free and odor-able skunk jokes!

8 Odor-able Skunk Jokes:

1. Are baby skunks cute?

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Simply odorable.


2. What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

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Jingle smells.

3. What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

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"Odor in the court!"


4. Why do two skunks argue?

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Because they like to kick up a stink.

5. Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

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They are very scent-imental.


6. How much money does a skunk have?

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One scent.

7. Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

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Eh, never mind. It really stinks.

8. Why are skunks always so depressed?

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Because they think everything stinks.
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