8 Tennis Jokes That Hit Hard
By Maria W. • Apr 03, 2024
Serve up some serious laughs with this list of 8 Tennis Jokes! From backhand puns to forehand zingers, our pro collection guarantees a match point in the game of hilarity. So, grab your racket, shake out your funny bone, and prepare to ace every punchline!
1. Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Because she's excellent at having her day in court.
2. What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
There is no love in pickleball.
3. When did they play tennis in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
4. Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Because they're always making a racket!
5. What sport can waiters play really well?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
6. Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
It makes love a bad thing.
7. What's the most athletic footwear?
Tennis shoes.
8. What game can you play while eating dinner?
Table tennis.
