9 Mountain Jokes That Are Hill-arious
By Robert W. • Apr 12, 2024
Heading on a hiking adventure soon? Or maybe you like to scale tall peaks and gaze upon the horizon? Whether you're a mountain-lover from sea level or you like to climb, these 9 Mountain Jokes will elevate your laughter! Share them with all your hiking and traveling friends today.
1. Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
2. Why did the mountain cry all the time?
It was dealing with an avalanche of emotions.
3. Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
4. Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
To a granola bar!
5. How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
E-rode.
6. What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
A peak experience.
7. How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
8. How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
9. Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
