How Many of These 10 Jokes Can You Answer?

By Maria W. • Apr 11, 2024
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Time for a laughter break in your day! Think you can guess the punchlines to these quick quips and witty one-liners? Challenge accepted!

1. Where do pigs love to take naps?

Where do pigs love to take naps? image
In a ham-mock.


2. Why don't ants get sick?

 Why don't ants get sick? image
Because they have little antibodies.

3. What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

 What do you call the donkey with 3 legs? image
Wonky.


4. What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

 What do you call a rich person's bedroom? image
A gold mine.

5. Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why do grandparents smile all the time? image
They can't hear a word you say!


6. Where do frogs keep their money?

 Where do frogs keep their money? image
In a river bank.

7. What are baby potatoes called?

What are baby potatoes called? image
Tater tots.


8. What do you call bees that are best friends?

What do you call two bees that are best friends? image
Two bees in a pod!

9. Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball? image
It was a sacrifice Bundt™.

10. What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What goes ooo ooo ooo? image
A cow with no lips.

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