Laugh 'til the Cows Come Home With These 9 Cowboy Jokes
By Robert W. • Apr 11, 2024
Giddy up for a wild ride because we've wrangled the best jokes in the Wild West! Whether you're city folk or born and raised in the country, we can all imagine what kind of fun comes from life in the saddle. So, pull up your bootstraps and tip your hat, because this is about to be one hilarious hoedown!
Lasso Some Laughs With These Cowboy Jokes:
1. How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Howdy, partner!
2. What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
3. What did the baby bull grow up to be?
A cowboy.
4. What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
The Loan Ranger.
5. What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
6. Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
He acted how he felt in the spur of the moment!
7. Where do cowboys cook their chili?
On the range.
8. What do you call a retired cowboy?
De-ranged.
9. What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Easter.
