Our Top 20 Jokes Guaranteed to Get Giggles
By Jennifer A. • Feb 21, 2024
There's truly nothing greater than giving someone a belly laugh, and nothing worse than having a joke fall flat. That's why we pulled Our Top 20 Jokes Guaranteed to Get Giggles so that you can have an arsenal of go-to jokes at every gathering, guaranteed to make your loved ones erupt with laughter.
1. Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Mount Olive.
2. What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
We're gonna have a BB!
3. What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
4. Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
5. What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Mud pie.
6. Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
He wanted to rock and roll.
7. Where do frogs keep their money?
In a river bank.
8. What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
O!
9. What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Her fairy grandmother.
10. Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
It goes good with the traffic jam.
11. How do frogs get to work?
They hop to it.
12. Where do cows go on the weekend?
The moo-vies.
13. What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
14. What is a plane full of male cows called?
A bull flight.
15. When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
16. What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Rib-bits.
17. There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
18. What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
19. What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers!
20. What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Lean beef.
