Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth With 13 Jokes About Chocolate
By Jennifer A. • Apr 11, 2024
Get ready to go cocoa-nuts with laughter as you delve into this mouthwatering medley of chocolate covered jokes! Whether you're a true chocoholic or you're just hungry for laughs, these milky punchlines will surely hit the sweet spot. So, let's unwrap the fun and add some sweetness to the day!
1. Families are like fudge.
Mostly sweet with a few nuts.
2. Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby.
3. Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
4. What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Dove™ bars.
5. Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
They were identical Twix®.
6. What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
We had a lot of chocolate milk.
7. This candy bar is a real home run.
It's a Baby Ruth®.
8. What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate.
9. What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
ChocoLATE.
10. Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Snickers®.
11. What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!
12. What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Chocolate mousse.
13. What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
A toll-house road.
