Score Big Laughs With 21 Spring Sports Jokes
By Marcus T. • Apr 11, 2024
Spring into laughter with these seasonal sports jokes! Whether you're a spring sports athlete or just enjoy a good hot dog on the sidelines, this collection of 21 Spring Sports Jokes is sure to make you bloom with laughter. So, throw on that jersey, lace up those cleats, and get ready to score some huge laughs all season long!
1. Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Cat-cher!
2. Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Because she's excellent at having her day in court.
3. Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was sick of being kicked around!
4. Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
5. How do baseball players always stay cool?
They sit near their fans.
6. Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
They're used to overcoming hurdles.
7. I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Then it hit me.
8. Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
She was a sweeper.
9. Why is golf harder than baseball?
In golf, you have to play your foul balls!
10. Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Because it was really foul.
11. Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Because they're always making a racket!
12. Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
A goal-ie.
13. What do you call a handsome runner?
Dashing.
14. Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
It was a sacrifice Bundt™.
15. Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Just for kicks.
16. Why are baseball players so good at math?
They love ballpark figures.
17. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
18. What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
There is no love in pickleball.
19. Why do sewers make terrible runners?
They always have a stitch in their side.
20. Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
The grumpire.
21. What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
