These 12 Plant Jokes Will Leaf You in Stitches
By Marcus T. • Apr 11, 2024
Looking to spruce up your day? Why not try a little green humor! From root to flower, These 12 Plant Jokes Will Leaf You in Stitches. So, whether you're a budding comedian or just a fern of some quality humor, it'd be impossible for these jokes not to grow on you! Now let's branch out and enjoy some fun.
1. What is a plant's favorite college course?
Chemis-tree.
2. What do you get when two plants kiss?
Tulips!
3. What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
A family tree.
4. Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
5. What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant.
6. Where should you plant flowers along the road?
In the potholes.
7. What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Bot-any plants lately?
8. How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Hey, bud!
9. Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
10. Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Because April showers bring May flowers.
11. Which plant has the best roar?
A dandelion.
12. What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Planters®.
