These 15 Drink Jokes Will Quench Your Thirst
By Mia R. • Feb 09, 2024
From iced tea to lemonade, mixed drinks to wine, and smoothies to coffee—everyone is opinionated about what the best beverage is. As the weather warms up and your taste buds start to crave some hydration, bring some laughs into the mix with These 15 Drink Jokes Will Quench Your Thirst.
1. What time does everyone love to drink?
At wine o'clock!
2. What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
3. What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Roller coasters.
4. Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
5. Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
To a granola bar!
6. What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-ade!
7. What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Beetle juice.
8. What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Pumpkin spy-ce latte.
9. What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
10. What do golfers drink on the green?
Iced tee.
11. What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
A teapup!
12. What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
13. What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
14. How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans!
15. What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Minnesota.
