We Dare You Not to Laugh at These 15 Jokes
By Marcus T. • Apr 03, 2024
Couldn't we all use a good chuckle every now and then? With this list of our heavy-hitting, knee-slapping jokes, laughter is guaranteed! Go on, We Dare You Not to Laugh at These 15 Jokes!
1. Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Burger King®.
2. What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
3. Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
4. What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
5. What animal could Noah not trust?
The cheetah.
6. Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Mount Olive.
7. What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
French flies and a diet croak.
8. Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
9. Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
10. Where do kittens go to school?
The Catskills!
11. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because frost bites.
12. Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
13. Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
14. What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
15. What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
I'd be muffin without you.
