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Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Why did the lamb cross the road?