Holiday

What day do hands always go to church?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?