Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What reads and lives in an apple?