What school subject really rocks?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?