What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Where do ants go to eat?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?