What words make the best athletes?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Which dog loves to rob banks?