Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What sport do horses love to play?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?