What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do cows say on NYE?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What do Scottish toads play?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why did electricity win the race?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Where do polar bears store their money?