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How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

How do amoebas make calls?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?