What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Who invented fractions?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call a pig thief?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Which insect is the smartest?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Which animal will never go bald?