Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?