What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?