Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What do nosey peppers do?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?