What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What day never takes itself seriously?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?