How do chickens leave the highway?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What animal knows kung fu?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?