What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

How does one gelatin greet another?

How do you wash a lamb?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What did one plate say to the other?

It's Crowded!

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What does a panda ghost say?

What kind of music do planets like?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?