Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
What do cats wear to work?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What fish sings the best?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
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