When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What do rich squirrels eat?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What did the sick chicken say?